Jingle bells, nappy smells,
Put those toys away!
Oh what fun it is to do the Sainsburys shop today, hey,
Eat mince pies, get bigger thighs,
The diet starts today,
Oh what fun it is to put the washing up away, hey,
Dashing through the crowds, shove people out the way,
To the till we go, kids screaming all the way,
Use self-service aisle, load the shopping up,
Are you using your own bag? Oh will you just shut up!!
Jingle bells, cooking smells,
No one’s ill, hooray!
Oh what fun it is, there are no clothes to wash today, hey,
No mince pies, do exercise,
I’ve lost a pound today,
Oh what fun it is, when things just seem to go your way, hey,
Wrapping presents up, decorate the tree,
Let’s all wrap up warm, and then go out for tea,
Bath time is a breeze, everyone’s in bed,
Right, let’s have a glass of wine and stuff the fuzzy head.