Tonight’s menu. .

What would sirs like for their tea?
The specials board today,
Has chicken stew or fresh fish pie,
I made them by the way,
We also have a side dish,
The finest frozen peas,
Or broccoli or runner beans,
Our head chef aims to please,
What’s that I hear? You don’t like peas,
And broccoli is yuck,
You don’t want stew, you hate fish pie,
Oh dear, you’re out of luck,
We’re always glad of feedback,
I’m glad you’ve aired your views,
Now take your seats and listen up,
I’ve got a bit of news,
It might sound like you have a choice,
But that there’s my TV,
And if you want to watch it, well
You’d better eat your tea.

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